Monday, October 15, 2012

Virgins From Hell (1986)



I kept apologizing to my dad and laughing as I watched this. After explaining this was an Indonesian film, which meant that even if it was bad odds are it would be bloody (check) silly(Check) and fun (Well..) possibly in a so bad its good way (The jury is out on that one).

I watched it to the end and all I can say is---WHAT THE F#^& WAS THAT?

This movie makes no sense and then gets worse. There are gaffs, bad dubbing, no plot, girls in spandex, blood, gore, chicks with guns, chicks "dancing"(?), bad martial arts...

Okay let me regroup...

a motorcycle gang of women rob and burn down a casino. They then attack the fortress of a drug lord who's making an aphrodisiac because its in the home of two of the girls and was stolen by the drug lord who killed the girls parents (so he could take the house.) The girl gang is captured and thrown in the dungeon with a pool in the basement. Larry, a med student who is mixing the drugs is also being held hostage. There are escapes, girls turning bad, whips, lesbians, bathing with spandex on...and more---oh dear god there's more but its all being blocked out...

what the hell is this?

Where are Mike and the 'Bots? This movie needs to be made fun of. This movie needs a drunk audience and the Satellite of Love. This is one of the stupidest most deranged, badly made movies I've ever seen. I would swear that it was missing about two hours except thats not possible, no human could sit through three hours of this....

And did I mention that the music is stolen from David Lynch's Dune not to mention elsewhere (including a weird use of Nights in White Satin)?

Mondo Macabro has done a bang up job on the DVD, but I'm left to wonder if, perhaps their effort wouldn't have been better spent elsewhere...then again where else could you have a drinking game that requires a shot after each person says "What" or Huh? or wait or notices something askew or something similar. Any one of them would have you drunk in ten minutes.

Psychotronic film? This is the definition. Its completely other worldly.

This is a party disc. This is a movie to watch with other people and discuss what you are seeing...

As for me I don't know---just see it---maybe

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